Space Junk

by Lizard Punch

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Ground Control to Major Tom how does your junk feel
in your brand new space suit can you sen the data back to me
does it kind of flop around in zero gravity
or is your tackle held in place erect but flaccidly

Major Tom to Ground Control yeah it feels pretty good
it holds my package right in place like we thought it would

But looking back down on the world
I kinda of wish there were some girls
out in space I'm alone and cold
I need a woman for me to hold

Ground Control to Major Tom please look at your big screen
we're sending your pornography via satellite beam
we thought it would be appropriate to watch a Star Wars parody
we'll say goodnight now turn the lights out and go stroke your wookie

Major Tom to Ground Control yeah that felt pretty good
my two asteroids and big red rocket work just like they should

I thrashed around with my light sabre
choked Jabba like Princess Leia
shined the helmet of Darth Vader
but I got space jam all ion the radar

Now there's warning sirens and flashing lights
I hope that things will be alright
I've got my ewok in my hand
I'm coming in for a hard crash land


released February 10, 2015
Written by Lizard Punch
Recorded by Malcolm Besley at Soundpark, Northcote
Mixed By Mal at The Mansion, Malvern
Mastered by Alan Douches at West West Side, New York



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