Plastic Clam - 4 Track Single

by Lizard Punch

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01:10
2.
02:22
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4.
01:50

credits

released November 16, 2012

Produced by Malcolm Besley & Lizard Punch
Recorded by Malcolm Besley @ Soundpark Studio, Northcote
Assisted by Matt Yates
Mixed by Malcolm Besley
Mastered by Alan Douches @ West West Side, New York
Cover art by Jim

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Lizard Punch Melbourne, Australia

Party punks Lizard Punch are here to party!

Unashamedly immature, infectiously catchy, Lizard Punch will have you panting for breath from one punk rock blast to the next!

Jim- Vox, kazoo, keytar
Ev- Guitar, vox
The Jerk- Bass
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Track Name: Nipple Moustaches
If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow.
Here’s the master plan, so you can be the man.
Just give this a bash if you want to have a ‘tache
You would be the best if you stick them on your chest.

Nipple Moustaches
Nipple Moustaches

You gotta get a grip, get it off your upper lip,
It’s a no brainer, just ditch the soup strainer.
You’d be fuckin dumb if you stuck them on you thumb
If you want it off your face well here’s another place.

Finger Moustaches
Finger Moustaches

If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow.

Nipple Moustaches
Nipple Moustaches
Track Name: Beer Snorkel
Heading to the beach on a Sunday arvo,
I have zinc on my nose, my esky and my towel.
Walking on the sand in my flippy floppy flip flops,
I made my way to the waters edge.

Chorus:
I got a Beer Snorkel,
It was a Beer Snorkel
You want a Beer Snorkel
I got a Beer Snorkel

I waded my way out through the breakers
And went for a swim in the deep blue sea.
There were fishes and seals, penguins and turtles
Bare breasted mermaids, my beer snorkel and me.

Chorus

Pretending I’m a whale squirting beer through my blow hole
A Calf came up and swam next to me
He said “where can I get a shiny beer snorkel?”
I said “have mine for nothing and the beers for free”

Chorus