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Plastic Clam
01:10
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Pirates
02:22
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Nipple Moustaches
01:58
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If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow.
Here’s the master plan, so you can be the man.
Just give this a bash if you want to have a ‘tache
You would be the best if you stick them on your chest.
Nipple Moustaches
Nipple Moustaches
You gotta get a grip, get it off your upper lip,
It’s a no brainer, just ditch the soup strainer.
You’d be fuckin dumb if you stuck them on you thumb
If you want it off your face well here’s another place.
Finger Moustaches
Finger Moustaches
If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow.
Nipple Moustaches
Nipple Moustaches
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Beer Snorkel
01:50
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Heading to the beach on a Sunday arvo,
I have zinc on my nose, my esky and my towel.
Walking on the sand in my flippy floppy flip flops,
I made my way to the waters edge.
Chorus:
I got a Beer Snorkel,
It was a Beer Snorkel
You want a Beer Snorkel
I got a Beer Snorkel
I waded my way out through the breakers
And went for a swim in the deep blue sea.
There were fishes and seals, penguins and turtles
Bare breasted mermaids, my beer snorkel and me.
Chorus
Pretending I’m a whale squirting beer through my blow hole
A Calf came up and swam next to me
He said “where can I get a shiny beer snorkel?”
I said “have mine for nothing and the beers for free”
Chorus
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Lizard Punch Melbourne, Australia
Party punks Lizard Punch are here to party!
Unashamedly immature, infectiously
catchy, Lizard Punch will have you panting for breath from one punk rock blast to the next!
Jim- Vox, kazoo, keytar
Ev- Guitar, vox
The Jerk- Bass
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