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Plastic Clam - 4 Track Single

by Lizard Punch

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1.
Plastic Clam 01:10
2.
Pirates 02:22
3.
If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow. Here’s the master plan, so you can be the man. Just give this a bash if you want to have a ‘tache You would be the best if you stick them on your chest. Nipple Moustaches Nipple Moustaches You gotta get a grip, get it off your upper lip, It’s a no brainer, just ditch the soup strainer. You’d be fuckin dumb if you stuck them on you thumb If you want it off your face well here’s another place. Finger Moustaches Finger Moustaches If you want a mo, but you don’t want to grow. Nipple Moustaches Nipple Moustaches
4.
Beer Snorkel 01:50
Heading to the beach on a Sunday arvo, I have zinc on my nose, my esky and my towel. Walking on the sand in my flippy floppy flip flops, I made my way to the waters edge. Chorus: I got a Beer Snorkel, It was a Beer Snorkel You want a Beer Snorkel I got a Beer Snorkel I waded my way out through the breakers And went for a swim in the deep blue sea. There were fishes and seals, penguins and turtles Bare breasted mermaids, my beer snorkel and me. Chorus Pretending I’m a whale squirting beer through my blow hole A Calf came up and swam next to me He said “where can I get a shiny beer snorkel?” I said “have mine for nothing and the beers for free” Chorus

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released November 16, 2012

Produced by Malcolm Besley & Lizard Punch
Recorded by Malcolm Besley @ Soundpark Studio, Northcote
Assisted by Matt Yates
Mixed by Malcolm Besley
Mastered by Alan Douches @ West West Side, New York
Cover art by Jim

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Lizard Punch Melbourne, Australia

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Unashamedly immature, infectiously catchy, Lizard Punch will have you panting for breath from one punk rock blast to the next!

Jim- Vox, kazoo, keytar
Ev- Guitar, vox
The Jerk- Bass
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